princeowl:

scully: mulder what do you think happened here?

mulder:

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4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

frikinobama:

DECKER: Episode 2 [x]

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

elvenkingthrandy:

can you do that again but naked

princemaedhros:

guys I photoshopped power rangers behind elrond and can’t stop laughing

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

freckkles:

who did this

freckkles:

who did this

gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

growlethal:

this one time in italy a random italian guy force fed my friend when he didnt finish his pizza

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT