ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
an amazing story
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Did you just…?
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
That’s good service.
The fuck kinds of requests are these?
The best ones.
imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back
When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad
*logs in to tumblr*