shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

zooeydeschannoying:

there is nothing worse in this world than needing to poop at work like i wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy because you know damn well your co-workers know you’re taking a shit like “hey i’ll be right back” and in their mind, if you’re gone for longer than 2 minutes, you definitely have diarrhea and they know it and they probably gossip about you and your explosive diarrhea when you’re at lunch

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES