can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

vvebkin:

when one of your posts actually gets notes

image

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

image

OH YEAH

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

tangerine15:

guilty feet have got no rhythm

tangerine15:

guilty feet have got no rhythm

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"