my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
person: u should like more colours
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
when one of your posts actually gets notes
this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
guilty feet have got no rhythm
"he’s making that face again isn’t he"