I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
look at the stars look how they shine for you
me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”
white people in their natural habitat
Everybody was kung fu fighting
when you see your crush flirting with someone
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
Assorted cheese hell………yes
are we not going to talk about the poem below that
Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one
OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???
james cagney’s face when he breaks the door omfg
me attending social events
are you there god? it’s a me mario