fairgroundsoldier:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

or he’s a member of brock’s family

seashellies:

HE KNOWS

raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

boomitsnialler:

does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like no

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

50 minutes inside, April 20, 2013 (x).

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

Courteney (to Matthew): You’re sleeping with her too?  (x)