kobetyrant:

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

kobetyrant:

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

bbcwonderland:

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

Did you just…?

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

justmcdonaldsthings:

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

The best ones.

roachpatrol:

imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing

stylie11:

juliadon:

Damn

Omg

stylie11:

juliadon:

Damn

Omg

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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rumour:

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